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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing about elevator jokes... They work on so many levels."

"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"

"The three rules about procrastination. 1. 2."

"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."

"I was thinking of becoming a banker ... But I lost interest"

"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"

"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""

"Clickbait Got you."