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Joke of the Day
"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"
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"Electrician jokes Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'"
"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"How do you shut an Italian up? Tie his hands behind his back"
"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."