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Joke of the Day
"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."
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"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"
"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."
"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"
"[ordering cake over phone] ""and what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""do we want a talking cake?"""
"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
"I called the bowling alley today and asked if they had 10 pound balls. He said ""yes"", which I thought was amazing for how fast he was able to run to the phone."
"So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius."