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Joke of the Day
"A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model."
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"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."
"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("
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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""
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"A comma is just a period with a mullet."
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