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Joke of the Day

"Some people thought the plus-size iPhone would be a failure... but I knew eventually it would be a huge 6s"

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"

"What's the difference between au jus and a jew? Au jus is boiled but a jew is baked."

"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? meh... you'd just think it was cheesy."

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"

"SEO Expert walks into a bar... An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!"