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Joke of the Day

"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"

"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."

"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too"

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."

"Say what you want about porn stars... but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off."

"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."

"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."