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Joke of the Day

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."

"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."

"[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet."

"Petshop Man goes in to petshop and asks for a pet wasp. 'I'm sorry sir we don't sell wasps' 'But you've got one in the window'"

"They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night In a fight a with a bouncer"

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"Being in middle management is like being a toilet seat... Look up and you see a bunch of arseholes, look down and all you see are shits."

"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."