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Joke of the Day
"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"
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"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
"My grandpappy didn't come here from Norway so a black president could let immigrants park their low-riders in front of my liquor store!"
"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."
"BIRDMAN Little girl: ""Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"" Mother: ""Because he thinks he's a chicken."" Little girl: ""Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"" Mother: ""We need the eggs."""
"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"
"There once was a man named Dave Dave dug up a chick from the grave. She looked kinda gritty... Was missing a titty... But think of the money he saved!"
"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"