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Joke of the Day

"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."

"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""

"What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne? Bolognese sauce"

"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"

"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."

"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"