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Joke of the Day

"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."

"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."

"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."

"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"

"Why shouldn't you drink Diet Coke after having sex? Because then you'll have TWO aftertastes to get rid of!"

"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"

"I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me."

"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."