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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"
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"We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie"
"Now that Brexit is over we can expect 1. Nexit 2. Frexit 3. Grexit 4. Departugal 5. Italeave 6. Czechout 7. Outstria 8. Finish 9. Slovakout 10. Latervia 11. Byegium 12. Polend"
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back you're wearing it out."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"When I meet a celebrity I like to bring a ceiling fan with me so I can be all ""Nice to meet you. Big fan""."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
"'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito."