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Joke of the Day
"'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito."
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"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."
"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"Some family is never more than just blood."
"high school was the free trial version of college. ""if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000"""
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"
"I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair - This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share"
"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."