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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose."
Next Joke
"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"
"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!"
"I used Bing to search something the other day. That's it. That's the whole joke."
"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."
"My dog said I was crazy"
"What do you call it when two snowmen 69? 88"