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Joke of the Day
"I used Bing to search something the other day. That's it. That's the whole joke."
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"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."
"What's the hardest about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in..."
"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."
"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."
"If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?"
"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "