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Joke of the Day
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
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"Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation"
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."
"What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
"He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!"
"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"