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Joke of the Day

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"

"[OC] Why Did the Paradox Cross the road? Because it didn't."

"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, He just didn't have the balls to do it."

"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"

"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""