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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next shit could spell disaster."
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"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"My friend died doing what he loved most... Heroin."
"Very Funny Comedy @ My Church Night Vigil"
"ethiopian food"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."
"Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play"
"[leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket"
"I just found a little puppy on the sidewalk and it started TALKING! It was weird but tasted great."