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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play"
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"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."
"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Wrong size. Should have bought from Zappos. (Note: original story reference here - it wasn't Hemingway: http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp)"
"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"