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Joke of the Day

"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"I once farted in an Apple store... It's not my fault they don't have windows."

"Man On Bus Asked Me, ""Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?"" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer..."

"American Ginny Thrasher won gold in the Olympic shooting contest. When asked where she learned her skills ""in school"" she replied."

"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."

"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"

"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"