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Joke of the Day

"Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!"

"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."

"I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?"

"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."

"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"

"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."

"I'm impressed with my mom's commitment to saying the word 'the' before every noun. Example: the Walgreens, the AIDS, the Fox News, the Adele"

"Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?"

"Why are camels known as ships of the desert? ... Because they are full of Arab semen."

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"