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Joke of the Day

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"

"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"

"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."

"Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his penis and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police think he topped himself."

"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."

"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"

"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"