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Joke of the Day
"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"
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"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."
"Golf and NASCAR are the only sports on television today. Looks like the opposite ends of the asshole spectrum will be happy."
"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"
"Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese..."
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb? 14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house."
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican? The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth"
"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"