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Joke of the Day

"It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic."

"I bet if you punched Pamela Anderson in the boob it would leave an impression like those Temperpedic beds."

"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"

"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaay! ( I didn't hear this joke until college.)"

"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises? A Dick Van Dyke"