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Joke of the Day
"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."
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"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.."
"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."
"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"