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Joke of the Day
"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"
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"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"
"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."
"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."
"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"
"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""
"My sister is THE clumsiest girl i know... She's always miscarrying."
"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"