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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the plane fly? Because it's grounded."
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"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"
"I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money"
"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"
"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."
"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"
"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."
"[first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally."
"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."
"I've always wanted to rewrite history but couldn't decide on the font.."