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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me."

"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"

"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""

"Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"

"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."