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Joke of the Day
"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"
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"[trying to get a massage] How much for a happy ending? ""Sir, this is a library!"" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending?"
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."
"Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat."
"How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, ""Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?"" ""A lemon tree, my dear Watson."""
"[Sexting] ""So, what are you wearing?"" A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku: Eating chipotle. They messed up my order... Again I will die alone"
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"