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Joke of the Day
"For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."
Next Joke
"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"
"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."
"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."
"I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart"
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack"
"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"