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Joke of the Day

"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."

"No matter how nice your kids are... ..German children are Kinder."

"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."

"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."

"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."

"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."

"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."

"Got into a car accident with a mobile library before. I'm perfectly fine, but the police really threw the book at me."

"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."

"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."