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Joke of the Day
"No matter how nice your kids are... ..German children are Kinder."
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"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."
"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"
"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."
"*genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS"
"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."""
"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."