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Joke of the Day
"No matter how nice your kids are... ..German children are Kinder."
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"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One person."
"First line in frozen pizza instructions: DO NOT EAT FROZEN PIZZA W/OUT COOKING. It's almost like they know I'm the target demographic."
"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."
"What do you call meat that is on sale for half off in the south? Roadkill"
"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."
"I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot."
"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for my birthday I don't think they understood when I said "" I wanna watch"""
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"What do you call it when two cops dance? Pork Grinds"