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Joke of the Day
"My friend Eric is having some real issues and shit is real bad for him... He's constipated"
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"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."
"I'm suing samsung. I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode."
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""
"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"
"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"
"A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat. Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?"
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."