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Joke of the Day
"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."
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"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."
"If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on..."
"I thought I had life all sorted out, and then the wind blew."
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"
"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"
"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"