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Joke of the Day
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust."
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"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"
"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."
"Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back"
"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"
"Knock-knock"
"Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful"
"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"
"What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts."