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Joke of the Day

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust."

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"Bottom of the Class ""I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,"" said the father to his son. ""Don't worry Dad,"" he replied. ""They still teach the same thing at both ends."""

"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"

"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."

"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin-off."

"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."

"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"