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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."
Next Joke
"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"A zombie and a ghost go for marriage counselling And are asked to share their honest feelings The Zombie ""Sometimes I feel like you're not even here!"" The Ghost ""Whatever, you're dead to me"""
"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?"