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Joke of the Day
"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"
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"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."
"How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect"
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"
"What do you call a very funny mountain? Hill-arious!!"
"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"
"Feels like there's not enough blood in my drugstream."