176885
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."
Next Joke
"Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something."
"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"
"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. ""Well done"" is rare from a medium."
"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."
"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"