200422
Joke of the Day
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
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"A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as ""ruthless"" since then. People are pissed."
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."
"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."
"What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable."
"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."
"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."