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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange is the new black."
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"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."
"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."
"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"
"I fell face-first in fresh concrete the other day... I wasn't worried though - my mom always said I'd make a good impression."
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies."