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Joke of the Day
"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"
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"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."
"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."
"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."
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"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."
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"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"