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Joke of the Day

"It's kind of bullshit that humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want."

"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"

"Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :("

"what do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains..."

"A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often."

"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"

"I'll call bowling a sport when there's a goalie."