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Joke of the Day
"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."
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"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."
"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"
"What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve? Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning"
"I worked at a restaurant It didn't pay much, but at least it put food on the table."
"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"
"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay."
"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"