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Joke of the Day
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
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"What do you call a lost crayon? a Strayola"
"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"
"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."
"My doctor told me to drink 8 bottles of water a day I have to buy a case of bud light every 3 days now"
"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."
"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""
"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"TUMS HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED THAT TUMS SPELLED BACKWARDS IS SMUT? WELL, IN ADVERTIZING THEY SAY SEX SELLS"
"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, insisting that that actually is ""his"" way."