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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, insisting that that actually is ""his"" way."

"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."

"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"

"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."

"I went to see a dermatologist. I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out. He locked all the doors and barricaded the windows."