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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."

"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"

"how can you tell you whenyou're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H but accidentally grabbed a BenGay."

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"Lush is kinda like cocaine. Its all lined up on the tables and you spend your entire time using your nose."

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners? Baked Beans."

"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"