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Joke of the Day
"I don't think a lion would play golf But a Tiger Wood"
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"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"
"*wife comes home* ""Did you fix the toilet?"" Yep! [she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums] ""You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"""
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"
"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, but God knows how they got in there."
"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"
"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"