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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"
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"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer."
"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod."
"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"