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Joke of the Day

"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it's TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years."

"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"

"My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week."

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"