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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"

"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."

"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"

"Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'"

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"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."