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Joke of the Day
"It's not true love until you annoy me with a Facebook post professing it."
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"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."
"I was lying in bed yesterday... I looked up and saw the beautiful night sky, the moon, and the stars. Then I wondered... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."
"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"
"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."
"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."
"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."
"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"
"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"